Upon my arrival to Starbucks today… I ordered my coffee–Hot Soy Mocha–I sat down, and I stated playing with the number and letter keys on my computer. I guess I was looking for inspiration to come for today’s blog post. POOOOOOOOF! It happened!!!
I came up with Sexual Math… B(Boy) G(Girl) S(Sex)
B + G = S
B + 2G = 3S
G + 2B = 3S
There are many more sexual equations I could have come up with, but I will leave that up to my readers. I am sure you can use your imaginations. So yes, sexual math is the topic for today. I am rather excited about this one!
Not quite sure how to start this one, as it was organically born from my random key stroking. Hahaha, KEY STROKING! That must be what girl computers do to boy computers. Anywhoo! Lets get down to business here.
Let me start off by saying that sexual math is not a class you will find at your local community college. No, sexual math is something your brain starts doing when your eyes a sexual opportunity. You start calculating equations, with the best outcome.
Things just start rushing through your brain, sexually mathematical things. Each person is different, and the equations they come up with will be as well. Some people may even share their sexual math equations with their friends.
Both men AND women do this. Yes, ladies. You do this. Now, depending on the situation at hand. Variables may need to be added. These variables can include: Beer, Wine, Alcohol… Ect. So for example. Guys, your going to like this one. D(Drinks)
B x 5D + G x 3D = 2S
So Boy time 5 drinks, plus Girl times 3 drinks… Equal sex two times! This equations is not always accurate, the choice of variable has an effect on the outcome of the (S). The amount of (D) can also change the outcome of the entire equation.
This sexual math stuff can get pretty confusing at times. And situations are going to occur, where there is no solving you sexual math equations. You equations is going to equal to ZERO! Don’t let this discourage you. Eventually you will get it.
Just as geometry and algebra took some practice to fully understand. The same goes for sexual math. You have to find the equations that work for you, doesn’t mean that they will work for everyone you try them on however.
If you really feel that you need a little extra help, get yourself a sexual math tutor. I am sure there are a few out there, ready to lend some assistance to those in need. Who knows. Your closest friend could very well be a sexual mathematician!
If you are patient… I am sure another blog post will be written by yours truly. Who knows! Sexual Math Lessons may start popping up on my YouTube Channel… But we shall have to see about that.
I hope you had as much fun reading this, as I did writing it!
Until next time!
For My Fellas
Here is a little something to help… Attract The (G) needed for your sexual math equation!
For My Ladies
Before your sexual math equations can be put into action… First you must FLIRT with the (B)!
