Awe The Cup Got Broke..... How Sad For The Cup.
I am feeling a little bit of angst today so here we go. Men and women this is for both of you equally alright, WHY DO YOU DO STUPID SHIT TO YOU BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS?????? It makes no sense some of the lengths you will go to and the thing that you come up with to spy on you significant other or cause them stress in on way or another.
Lets be honest here for a minute are you trying to get broken up with or get into a fight. Why first off would you intentionally do something that you know is going to cause a fight in the first place? Does that get you off and well if it does well then more power to you but the ugly truth of that is that your going to be very lonely in the relationship department.
To spend a day in the shoes of someone who fells so insecure, egotistical, jealous or just mean to intentionally hurt your lover and betray the trust in your relationship must really be an experience. There is no excuse for some of the things that I listen to my friends and friends of friends say about the things that there companion has done to them. What has the world come to where no one trusts anyone anymore and relationships and marriages cant last more than 6 months. Its not like this is something that is just happening like it has just become a way of life just because the world goes around and if you think that well I am sorry to burst you bubble but that though process is very very very ridiculous.
Top 5 Childish Acts Performed In Relationships
Here they are ladies and gents the silly things that you like to do in your relationship for well lets be honest no REAL reason at all in hopes of accomplishing something to make you feel good about what your doing as if it really helped whatever “Problem” you were trying to fix. There is no way you can fix a problem that doesn’t even exist okay that like an oxymoron. If you have a problem with you lover than the grown up thing to do would be to talk it out with them no matter how uncomfortable it may be.
Oh no that not what you do instead we want to be a 5 year old who isn’t getting enough attention and start breaking things and acting up in hope that that will get you what you want. The top five creepy borderline stalker shit that you willing to pull in order to get what you want are listed bellow and if 3 of the five things apply to you well I would do a little “ME” work in the near future.
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Give Me Your Phone..... Im Insecure!!!
Searching Through Their Phones-
This is a beyond pointless, irritating, and invasive act that serves no purpose what so ever. If that is to harsh for you to understand then i suggest you stop reading cause I am only going to get more real. Not only is this childish but as I said it is very pointless and will not benefit you in anyway the turn out is going to be bad no matter how you look at it. Either your going to find out something that you were dreading and your worst fears will be realized or they will find out and a fight will most likely break out. - Myspace Hacking- Okay first off people for goodness sake it is Myspace its not the holly fucking grail so there is no reason to treat it like it has all the secret of the world. Like hacking into you significant others Myspace is going to unlock every single thing that the have done in the past, are doing now, and all the things they will do in the future. This is just not so people sorry to break your heart and everything but as a good friend of mine says “Its called Myspace not Ourspace.” You have your own I am sure so look at your page if you need a Myspace fix.
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Secret Agent Man Secret Agent Man.......
Infiltrating Their Circle Of Friends-
Now boys and girls playing secret agent when we were 7 in someones backyard was super fun and all but when we grow up and start having to do grown up things and get into real relationships, and by real I mean not that middle school drama filled crap, but full on adult relationships ya know with sex and stuff the secret agent game is just not a game you should be playing anymore. If you do not trust someone then get rid of them and find someone you can trust and if you can’t seem to trust anyone well then i would seek professional help. - Lie about Everything- No on one like a fibber did you learn nothing from the boy who cried wolf cause I don’t know about you but it was a brilliant message. Lying about money, cars, houses, connections, or you feelings even will do nothing for you but dig a hole that you ass is not going to be able to jump out of then what are you going to do cause your stuck. Being straight forward with someone is a much better approach but like i have said before whatever get you off.
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Wow Someones Got A Little Attitude.
Fights For No Reason-
last but not least starting fight out of no where just because you feel like it is just not what anyone wants to come home to. Lets see what is the most ridiculous thing that I can think of to use as an example, oh I know their changing their cologne or perfume, really people maybe they just wanna switch it up however this is not the thought that goes through your mind when you screaming at them. No what you assume is that they wanna smell nice for someone else or are trying to appeal to someone else. Okay Rambo lets take it down a notch first of all when you assume you make an ass out of you and me and no one one to be made into an ass. Second you need to calm down and and take a chill pill just ask them why they bought it and accept that as the true answer but if you cant trust that to be the truth then please see the ending sentence of number three again.
If you are not wearing a diaper and playing in the sandbox there is no reason to act like a child. If you are over the age of 18 I know your still young but it is time to start at least thinking about growing up cause the time of adult hood is nearing you very soon. Now if you are over the age of 25 then you know the fuck better and if you don’t its time to use some of your money and buy yourself a clue cause your childish days are far behind you.
Ending Credits
No Reason To Fight!!!!
There are many other solutions that you can find to fix any problem you may run into in you relationships cause all relationships have them sooner or later. No relationship is ever gonna be truly perfect so don’t strive to make it that way but make it the best you can with the knowledge and resources you have. Just an FYI that those resources and that knowledge can always be expanded and improved.
Taking steps backward in a relationship is well truly counterproductive to it’s growth, as obvious as that is I had to say it, you never want to see you relationship fail and become someones ex only to see them go on to find another leaving you heart broken wondering what went wrong.It doesn’t matter who broke up with you cause this can happen to both parties of a failed relationship and it sucks bottom line. There are ways to prevent this from happening however and it just takes a bit of effort on your end but it is going to be well worth it in the end.
SEXY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is my point people there is no excuse to act like a psycho in you relationship cause you have had previous experiences that didn’t necessarily turn out well or make you feel good. NEVER punish you new partner for the horrible things your previous partner did its not their fault that they fucked up so don’t put walls up that don’t need to be there. Just accept someone for who they are and if what they are is not what your looking for then just simply move on and find the one person who is going to be everything that you want and everything that you need. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself and supports your life in every way. That’s what its all about people.
