- Picking Up In A Bar Can Be… Um Fun.
Alright, I am about to get somewhat harsh here. So for those of you who are somewhat sensitive, I suggest backing out now. Just saying, I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.But then again, with the profession I have chosen. It kinda comes with the territory.
Okay, so what is the deal with picking up in a bar? Why the hell would you do that. It always ends badly. I mean, there are those rare cases, but for the most part it ends bad. I mean the look on peoples faces when they look at each other in the morning is awful. It’s the “What the hell, who are you” look. Both men and women get so hurt when they are told to leave in the morning. Or nicely kicked the F*** out.
It’s like you get so upset that when someone brings you home from a bar to have sex with you. And there is no kids and white picked fence in your future with this person. The whole world comes crashing down. Why would someone want to put themselves through that? To each their own I suppose, but really. Picking up in a bar is not the smartest move, if your trying to get those future kids and white picked fence that is.
Let us run through the steps shall we…
- Go to the bar
- Sit down and order a drink
- Get the attention of some random girl/guy.
- Have a few drinks with them.
- Followed by a few more.
- Make out in the taxi.
- Break a lamp while barreling into his/her/your place.
- perhaps a pre-game shower..
- THE MAIN EVENT… BADA BING BADA BOOM.
- The awkward morning convo, including the forgetful remembrance of the names.
Yeah that sounds like a rip roaring good time. But like I said, to each their own. I just don’t understand it i guess. As I am in a relationship and have been since I was legal to drink in a bar. So no random bar sex for me. Oh darn, no I don’t get to go through those wonderfully horrifying steps of bar mating. Somehow, I think that I will live.
For those of you who like to do this. All I have to say is have at it. Do whatever keeps your boat a float. Eventually you will understand that you cannot have a true relationship with someone you meet at a bar.Until that great day, keep on trucking. If nothing else, you’ll get a hell of a lot of experience. 
