Male PMS – Piss & Moan Syndrome!
Hey don’t look at my title like that guys, you know Male PMS exists! Deny it all you want, but you can’t deny that you have “Those Day” when you hate everyone, and all you wanna do is eat and watch TV. Hate to break it to ya, but Male PMS is a real thing.
Ladies, how many times does your guy trip out over the STUPIDEST things at random times? I already know the answer! They may not do it often, but it does happen. Guy you know you do it… Think about it….
Your in the middle of talking about some hot car you saw on your way to work. Your telling your lady about the specs, how much horse power it has, the works. She say “Uh huh, that’s nice” and then immediately changes subject.
There is going to be a look that comes over your face. This look is going to be the same look women get when they are PMS-ing, and they as you if they look fat in something and you say “I don’t know.”
Male PMS happens when you don’t get to do the things you feel your entitled to as a man.
Being able to talk cars with your woman, and have her respond. You want to be called manly, not cute.
When you want to have sex, you WANT sex to happen within the hour of that want. And when these things don’t happen, your Male PMS kicks in.
Look ladies, Male PMS happens when a man get low testosterone levels… It doesn’t help when you demasculineize him more by forcing him to go to the mall with you. If he would rather go drink and talk cars with the boys LET HIM!
If he is hungry and can’t decide what he want’s, be ready for some Male PMS to happen. If it becomes bad, for goodness sake make him a sandwich or something. And then have sex with him while wearing a car racer girl outfit, ya know or whatever haha 
If you help keep his testosterone levels high, there will be less of a chance that his Male PMS will show it’s ugly pissy moaning face. I want you to understand that I am not blaming women for Male PMS. All I am saying is that you can help prevent it from happening.
Until Next Time!
