It’s often hard to feel better after a breakup, I have noticed that many people typically turn to alcohol. Breakup Boozing, as I like to call it. The two now SINGLE people, set off on adventures filled with lost and lots of alcohol content. They do this in hopes that it will drown those little voices in their head. Drown them son of bitches with beer, wine, and HARD liqueur. Honestly, it really just makes things worse in the end. But...

WARNING: Vulgarity Ahead Ladies, do you have positive penis in your life? Or negative penis? I know that is kind of a funny thing to ask, and you have probably never really thought about it. Well, I want you to think about it and answer my question. Now, for those of you who are a little slow to the punch line. I am referring to SEX! I am not trying to throw women under the bus, but you cannot expect your man to understand your vagina right...

The want and desire for a young marriage, is like that of belly button lint. Sometimes you have it and sometimes you don’t. There are plenty of women out there, who’s dreams are little more inventive. Dreams of marriage are few and very far between. Instead of dreaming for the perfect wedding, with the perfect guy, who will perfectly plant future children into her uterus. These women dream of success and acknowledgement. They...

Staying friends with an ex is not always going to be an easy task. However, there are those special cases where staying friends with an ex is easy. If both parties are mature enough to pull their heads out of their asses, friendship should not be an issue. Now, there are contributing factors to whether or not friendship can be established. Who dumped who can often make a difference, and if there was cheating done by one or both. If you...

Upon my arrival to Starbucks today… I ordered my coffee–Hot Soy Mocha–I sat down, and I stated playing with the number and letter keys on my computer. I guess I was looking for inspiration to come for today’s blog post. POOOOOOOOF! It happened!!! I came up with Sexual Math… B(Boy) G(Girl) S(Sex) B + G = S B + 2G = 3S G + 2B = 3S There are many more sexual equations I could have come up with, but I will leave...

Breakup Survival is not an easy… It’s hard to get over an ex. No one ever tells you–or can tell you–how hard it’s actually going to be. It’s different for everyone. You spend so much of your time with this person, that gets you inside and out. And then, they are gone. Just like that. Your forced to learn how to be alone. How to cope with the pain they left you with. The pain could be on the surface, or deep inside...